The Homer Simpson Guide To Link Building

Sure, link building is an integral part of your SEO campaign, but what would happen if you hired Homer Simpson?


  1. Content?  We don’t need to write our own content, it takes too long to write.  Here, I copied this article from Wikipedia for you.
  2. I know this company who can get you 100s of PR6-9 links for only 69 bucks. Let’s go get a beer!
  3. Mmmmm….donuts, I know your site is about bathrooms but I’m gonna write about donuts.
  4. Gahhhhh…oops, guess I was a bit lazy this month and didn’t do any link building…we’ll catch up.
  5. D’oh!  Missed another month of working on link building
  6. You know, link building is a lot like a nuclear reactor if you just read the manual and press the right buttons.
  7. Why do you need likes and shares to be popular? Can’t you just go out and find some friends?
  8. I hate lists but the manual says we should create one.  How about the top ten ways to drink a beer?
  9. Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.  Why am I here?
  10.  I’ve come up with your standard letter to ask for links.  “Dear website owner, please give me a link.  I love your site. I think it’s really…really…really…good.”


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